Currently recharging. Snacks may help.

My Social Battery Runs on Trail Mix gives a backpacked squirrel the exact supplies required for social recovery. The colorful retro artwork is funny, outdoorsy and painfully relatable.

• Soft, heavyweight garment-dyed cotton
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Sizes S–4XL

Fit: Choose your usual size for an easy relaxed fit, or size up for a roomier look.

Made for: introverts, hikers, squirrel lovers and anyone whose social battery needs snacks and space.

Don’t Rush the Wash

• Wash cold with similar colors.
  
• Turn it inside out to protect the graphic.
  
• Use a gentle detergent. Bleach is not invited.
  
• Skip the fabric softener.
  
• Tumble dry low or hang dry while you take a little walk.
  
• Remove promptly to avoid unnecessary wrinkles.
  
• Never iron directly on the design.
  

Less heat. More repeat wears.

Worth the Little Wait

Free U.S. shipping on orders $65+—because one good tee usually leads to another.

Orders are prepared within 2–7 business days. Once your order is on its way, U.S. delivery typically takes 5–10 business days.

We’ll email your tracking information so you can check it obsessively or completely forget about it. Both approaches are valid.

When Things Go Sideways

Here’s how it works:

• Received something damaged, defective, or incorrect? Contact us within 30 days of delivery and we’ll make it right.
• Include your order number and a few clear photos so we can help quickly.
• Please double-check the size chart, color, and shipping address before ordering. We cannot accept returns for incorrect selections, a change of mind, or an incorrectly entered address.
• Questions or order problems? Contact us here—real people will respond.

We’re a small business, and every message is read by an actual person. If something went sideways, reach out. We’d rather fix the problem than let it ruin your stroll.

We’ll always keep it fair, human, and low-drama.